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Ask me anything  

My jokes are dry but I can make you wet/ 21/ NY


northparkway:

are you gonna choke me for valentine’s day or like what’s going on

(via damaged-)

— 4 years ago with 72865 notes

nonbinary-safe-haven:

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Reminders:

•You are not feminine or masculine if you don’t want to be. Nothing you do makes you feminine or masculine unless you want it to.

•You don’t have to relate to the binary in any way

•You don’t ever have to settle for fitting into a binary gender

•You don’t have to be more like one binary gender than the other. Also, it’s okay if you are.

•Your actions, clothing, presentation, choices, and way you act don’t change your gender.

-Mod Lee

— 4 years ago with 818 notes

coaltar-of-the-deepers:

akuicnhialic:

bareback-bieber:

I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?

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Genuine ostrich🐧


Three☝️☝️☝️payments🤑💵💴💶



OH!😲


wait, What??😧❓


I’m just goofin'😂🤡


New Boot Goofin'™️😏👢🤠

(via joaniper)

— 4 years ago with 275382 notes

sabrmylove:

May the next few months be a period of beautiful transformation

(via confusion-has-a-name-and-itsmine)

— 4 years ago with 272847 notes

toadistic:

cavernariog:

el-cavernariogalindo:

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😳😳 😫😫😢😢🤧

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Bean’s fashion sense is 11/10. Also, as an autistic guy who eats apples and peanut butter at least once a day…I salute your excellent taste, sir.

(via twothirtyams)

— 4 years ago with 167068 notes

goawfma:

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let me bless your dash with this straight out of ghibli studios capybara chilling video

(Source: twitter.com, via kingshodgepodge)

— 4 years ago with 109069 notes

lohver:

i am attracted to kindness.

(via nobodybiznez)

— 4 years ago with 63185 notes

cryingbloodviolently:

tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

(via nobodybiznez)

— 4 years ago with 1662284 notes

backseatpocket:

king princess - holy (2018),  dir. clare gillian & scott ross

(via nobodybiznez)

— 4 years ago with 7434 notes

pearl-squared:

heartsfemme:

heartsfemme:

women are… like pasta

i love eating both

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

(via joaniper)

— 4 years ago with 111427 notes

bpdlils:

i need someone who wants to stay through the parts that aren’t pretty

(via p4nqueers)

— 4 years ago with 45143 notes